sasstricbypass:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Trying to fit an earring into a piercing that you know has been closed for a while now

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yea that show ruined my life. anyway you should watch it. it’s terrible. here are some places to watch it. it ruined me. it’s great. watch it
— me always (via chrysothe)

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WRITING TIP NO. 235577

killerville:

female characters should be like the heads of the dreaded hydra. if you take one away, seven more must come back in her place.

(via sasstricbypass)

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arabellesicardi:

im really feelin the power of transformation. it both me 

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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

Shoot him damnit. You have a gun. Win! Kill him! No! Don’t give him a speech!

(via mhd-hbd)

(via sasstricbypass)

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ophelia-pain:

New favorite film genre: Scarlett Johansson destroying people.

(via sasstricbypass)

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plasmarifles:

i’d really love to do one of those tumblr giveaways, but the thing is…

image

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Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say ‘Hi can we be friends’ and then start asking you random questions.

(Source: jagkcitybitch, via sgtcandy)

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Historical Prevalence of the Singular “They”: Why any teacher/snobby english major telling you otherwise is Very Very Wrong

peanutbutternjoly:

In Jane Austen’s writing

FROM THE LANGUAGE LOG AT UPENN

BOY HOWDY LOOK AT ALL THOSE REFERENCES ON THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE

From the NYT (barely reliable source, preferrable to find another)

WOW LOOK EVEN SHAKESPEARE DID IT

… so basically prescriptivists can go fly off into their magical binary land or whatever

(Source: colonelgeorgespunmercy, via thetinynina)

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the-clayprofessor:

Some vases underway

the-clayprofessor:

Some vases underway

(via and-thou-said)

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legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

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ps4stillhasnogames:

do not do a google image search for the word “yup”

(Source: salvotheslime, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

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dustinssmellyart:

groovy-bastard:

There is no character I empathise with quite as much as I do with The Great Gonzo.

Top tier Muppet

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

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bioticbootyshaker:

drtanner:

missmokushiroku:

thegamingmuse:

all-four-cheekbones:

n-o-r-m-a-n-d-y:

nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location

"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"

"why is all this ammo here"

"where did all the enemies go"

"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it." 

"The music stopped suddenly."

"No, there it is."

"….That’s an awful lot of bass."

(Source: missromanovs, via sgtcandy)

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